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SIMINTALK-“九亿秃头少女”苦恼的事-20200423

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                                                              Hola!welcome back to my channel!i am simin!

simin想跟大家说个坏消息,我发现我又又又脱发了!离秃头少女的路越来越近,一头乌黑浓密的头发与我无关,在悲痛之余simin上网查了一下,发现其实中国每6个人就有一个英年早秃!只想抱头痛哭,祭奠那逝去的秀发那么"脱发"英文怎么说?难道是lose hair?

好啦!"脱发"怎么说?老外最常用这个hair loss,loss我们都知道是失去的意思,用在hair loss就可以用它强调"脱发"的状态,没想到90后失去了青春,还失去了头发Hair loss is more common in today's youth.现在的年轻人普遍都脱发啦。

如果要强调"脱发"的动作,可以这样说lose hair,

早上梳头,头发就哗啦哗啦掉,想想就伤心,都不敢回头看那掉满一地的秀发呀!

I'm losing a lot of hair when I comb it.我一梳头就掉很多头发。

其实"脱发"是从额头开始,慢慢脱成了"发际线后移","发际线后移"怎么说呢receding hairline,recede 是逐渐远离hairline发际线,所以两者合起来就是发际线后移啦!发际线后移不可怕,可怕的是总有几个扎心的朋友对着自己来一句You should pay more attention to your receding hairline.你发际线后移真的要注意一下了。

当"发际线"都移到后脑勺的时候,这就是"秃顶"了,"秃顶"怎么说?going bald,bald秃的,大家都不想going bald,但是到底哪一行最容易秃顶呢It's said that programmers go bald easily.据说程序猿是最容易秃顶的。

"秃顶"之后大家都慌了,有人想去"植发",但"植发"怎么说?hair transplant,transplant移植."植发"是帮你把头发分布得均匀一点,虽然头发都是你的,但"植发"不是谁都植得起的A hair transplant costs between 10 to 50 yuan for each hair.植发每根头发需要10到50块。

"植发"是土豪们的专属,普通人要是秃了,还是买顶"假发"凑合一下吧,秃到没头发了戴这种wig假发套,假发套很容易掉The typhoon blew away his wig.台风吹走了他的假发。

哪里秃了遮哪里用这种hairpiece假发片,有时候怀疑别人是不是戴了假发She has such thick hair! Do you think she wears a hairpiece?她头发真多,你看她是戴假发了吗?

说完令人悲伤的脱发,我们来讲点吃的吧!不过呀这一次讲的可不是美食,这一期来让我们说起让人后悔的食物,在外网上还专门有这个话题呢!

S你知道在韩国有腌制的鱼叫洪鱼脍吗?

在外网上,就有一个人post出了他关于这种食物的分享,他说“曾有人警告我要远离这种食物,但我还是决定向主人展示一下我品尝当地饮食的意愿来体现我不只是一名游客。”

E It tasted like ammonia. And being preserved, it was rubbery. The more I chewed, the stronger the ammonia taste got.这个食物尝起来有氨气的味道。因为是腌制的,所以很劲道。越嚼氨气的味道越浓。

S It was like chewing an eraser that had been impregnated with floor cleaner. I choked the piece down, but the flavor stayed with me, the fumes rising into my nose.那种感觉就像在嚼浸过地板清洁剂的橡皮。我直接咽了下去,但嘴里却一直有那个味道,直冲鼻子。天哪,光是想想都觉得可怕!

E Two things come to mind.A severely moldy burrito. I hadn't noticed until a few bites in, because it was wrapped in foil, but it was worse than this.

S 另一位朋友则又说出了让她记忆犹新的两样食物,一个严重发霉的玉米煎饼,因为用锡箔纸包着,所以吃了几口她才发现。

E 这真的是有点惨了,A large gulp of sprite my auto mechanic friend had left in the yard. Only, being a redneck, he was using the bottle to store gasoline.

S Not tasty, but I had already swallowed. In neither case did I get sick, but the regret was strong in the moment.喝了一大口作汽车修理工的朋友留在院子里的雪碧。我没料到这个傻子竟然用雪碧瓶子装汽油。一点都不好喝,但我已经咽下去了。虽然没生病,但当时后悔死了。

E 说完这位网友的惨痛经历,我们来听听这个热爱中国的外国朋友又是怎么评价中国那些争议很大的食物吧!

S When I lived in China I came across many dishes that to me were so bizarre. One such dish is called Stinky Tofu.我住在中国时遇到很多稀奇古怪的美食,其中就有臭豆腐。

E When you are around it you will know it, there is no escaping it. S I recall riding my bike in the city and having to hold my breath as I passed by street vendors that were offering this stinky delight.靠近臭豆腐你就能发觉,躲都躲不开。我记得在市里骑自行车经过卖这种臭臭美味的路边摊时都要屏住呼吸。

S 这位外国朋友还很热情地邀请大家每个去中国旅行的人都至少要吃一次臭豆腐。

说完这么多,我们来听首歌放松一下吧!

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好啦今天的节目时间差不多也要结束了!我们下期同一时段再见!

                           

中国校园之声,青春的声音,我们一起聆听!